Retired in Ann Arbor: Why are pirates pirates? Because they argggh.

Acme mercantile has the best collection of pirate accessories anywhere north of the Caribbean.  Where else can you find pirate teeth ($8.50), pirate stickers ($3.50), and pirate headphones ($30)?

Acme also is the world's smallest department store in 900 square feet.  Located in a historic brownstone building they supply downtown residents with everything from toilet plungers to dog food.

They have cool beer glasses, chicken head masks, kids' cowboy hats ($8), and a nice selection of Retro a-go-go card cases, money clips and belt buckles.

If you're looking for quirky gifts, Acme Mercantile is your place--  open Monday 10-9.

Signed,
Captain Jenny Cash  (Check here for your pirate name.)